Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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