How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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