Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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