it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was born a porn star she said
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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