on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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