im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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