S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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