he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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