I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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