Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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