Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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