I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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