I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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