I just made out with a guy for $7.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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