So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
