I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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