rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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