My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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