A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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