but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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