Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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