I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
