That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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