too bad you live with your parents still
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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