I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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