Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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