question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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