A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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