just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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