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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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