You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
