he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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