That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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