Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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