It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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