I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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