covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
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Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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