So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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