My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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