you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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