lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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