maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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