so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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