How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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