You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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