my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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