You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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