i just wanna soil my oats bro
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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