1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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