I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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