Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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